Department of Health Forced to Warn People Not to Eat 'Cannibal Sandwich'

More and more, I'm really starting to believe that the United States is becoming so dumbed down, that we're essentially becoming the real version of an old movie called Idiocracy.

The movie follows an American soldier who takes part in a classified hibernation experiment, only to be accidentally frozen for too long and awaken 500 years later in a dystopian world where dysgenics and commercialism have run rampant, mankind has embraced anti-intellectualism, and society is devoid of such traits as intellectual curiosity, social responsibility, justice, and human rights.

Everyone in the future in this movie has become incredibly dumb except for the guy who was frozen.

Here's a scene from the movie:

People in Wisconsin have had to be told by health officials to stop eating a traditional holiday dish known as the "cannibal sandwich" this year in an attempt to prevent them from getting sick.

A cannibal sandwich is made from raw ground beef that has been topped with onions and seasoned with salt and pepper then put between bread to make a sandwich.

How dumb are people? This is a perfect way to get e-coli, because there is an insane amount of bacteria in raw ground beef.

The Department of Health Services is sure to issue advisories against this practice on a yearly basis, but they made sure to truly stress the fact that it is not safe this year.

They released an initial statement and then went on to create social media posts in efforts to reach a larger amount of people. You may feel as though consuming this meal is totally safe, but it is actually quite likely that you come down with a severe sickness and poses a serious risk to your general wellbeing.

"Time for our annual reminder that there's one #holiday tradition you need to pass on: raw meat sandwiches, sometimes called Tiger Meat or Cannibal Sandwiches," the state health department wrote on Facebook.

"Many Wisconsin families consider them to be a holiday tradition, but eating them poses a threat for Salmonella, E. coli O157:H7, Campylobacter and Listeria bacteria that can make you sick. (And, no, it doesn't matter where you buy your beef!)."

Ground beef should always be cooked to an internal temperature of 160 degrees Fahrenheit, health officials added.


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