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Biden Follows Path of Obama in First Big Move Out of Office

Did anyone really think former President Joe Biden was going to fade into the background?

No chance. He’s heading where all washed-up politicians with big egos go. Hollywood, baby.

Well, not exactly. But he did just sign with Creative Artists Agency (CAA). It’s one of the biggest talent agencies in the world, repping Hollywood’s most insufferable stars.

CAA’s client list is stacked. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Lady Gaga, Beyoncé. Not just actors, but writers, comics, athletes, and business moguls too. And just like that, Biden is following Obama’s playbook again. The Obamas got an agent after pretending to be filmmakers. Now Biden’s in the club. Maybe he’ll get a discount if he throws in some China connections. Hunter could probably set that up.

The agency’s tagline promises “world-class opportunities to world-class clients.” Sounds familiar. The Bidens built their brand on access. But what’s left for a disgraced, barely-there former president?

For CAA, this is probably charity work. Hollywood and D.C. are tight, after all. Giving Biden a contract is just a favor. He won’t bring in Clinton- or Obama-level money. And let’s be real—he wasn’t exactly running the show in his own administration. What secrets could he even spill?

For Biden, this is about clinging to relevance. And grabbing a few extra bucks while he still can. Back in the day, he sent Hunter out to trade on the family name. At least then, he had some influence left. Now? Nothing.

Biden’s too old for this. He’ll only embarrass himself. Instead of rambling about dog-faced pony soldiers, he should really consider riding off into the sunset.